Who Knew Pants Could Cause Such Problems?

So first we have this case, a judge, Roy Pearson, who sues his dry cleaners for $54 million for losing his pants, after they offered to buy him replacement pants. Now a man whacks his brother over the head with a tire iron in an argument about jeans in Wyoming. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong pants?

Obama bumps head boarding presidential helicopter

http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/02/09/2413580-obama-bumps-head-boarding-presidential-helicopter

What I want to know is did he cuss (that's what we call "curse" here in Oklahoma)?

I'm a free-cusser. I try my best not to do it at inappropriate times. One time that it will always happen? When I hit my head (stump my toe, hit my funnybone (why the h-e-double-hockey-sticks do they call it "funny" anyway?), smash my finger, etc, etc).

Papa John's founder warns against eating too much pizza

http://www.burnthefatblog.com/archives/2009/02/pizza_chain_owner_says_dont_ea.php

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/06/papa.johns.pizza.obesity/