You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
Ellen DeGeneres
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Jean Giraudoux (1882 - 1944)
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Cullen Hightower
